July 2010
2 posts
pyrolionism.tumblr.com new one
I am happy.
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
49 posts
I have two balls, you have no balls. Wanna do some...
girls have 2 balls called BREASTS
(via iliveinabucket)
not really gonna use this anymore.
http://twitter.com/kellysorbet →
joshie's rap
yo kelly it seems like you got a lot of hw to do but i got time, so here’s a rhyme for you when i first met you, you creeped me out i didn’t tell you all my secrets, then you started to pout the next thing i knew you got me a date now i’m so thankful for you that’s something to state your half white and half chinese not the person to get straight C’s if i was to tell...
12533.) I’m fucked up. And I’m okay with that.
(via blogsecret)
sunday;
sleepslikeakid:
i went to church today and ended up standing outside because i was really, really enjoying the weather. it felt very nice. i ended up observing the church goers who went outside for the same reason as i did. most of them were kids who didn’t know each other but ran around with each other and their parents making sure they didn’t trip or embarrass themselves. it was the cutest...
12517.) i wish you knew what you were saying...
(via blogsecret)
lilaziangrlv: im having weird cravings, like a pregnant lady. hahahaha, woow
jellytoyboat: maybe you're pregnant
lilaziangrlv: NO IM NOT -_______-
jellytoyboat: ARE YOU SURE? HOW DO YOU KNOW
lilaziangrlv: I'M STILL A VIRGIN !
jellytoyboat: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE
the world needs a new gender. boys and girls are...
12475.) i hate how your whole world revolves...
(via blogsecret)
you’re just jealous :)
If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's...
(via heartintheshadows)
i love her because she plays along.
Laura: Were you going to break into my house if I said no one was home?
Kelly: Why would you ask that...?
Laura: Because why else would you ask if anyone was home?
Kelly: Because I'm a good husband because I'm interested in your day.
Laura: Look babe, we've been over this. I need some 'me' time.
Kelly: I don't care. I need a good fuck.
i wish i had some life spice right now.
12485.) My mom is such a bitch.
(via blogsecret)
lilaziangrlv: daang, how long has it been ?
jellytoyboat: 7 months on saturday
lilaziangrlv: daang, that's long
jellytoyboat: not really
jellytoyboat: compared to what we're going to have
jellytoyboat: this is only a small chunk.
jellytoyboat: and that's what excites me about him and i.
2012 shelters LOL →
demise.
“My rod is ready to rape”
– from Cyrano de Bergerac
“I don’t want flowers, I AM a flower!”
– Ned Flanders
x annaTREE is away:
TV
jellytoyboat: you left me for tv
jellytoyboat: thanks
why must you boys play games with our minds.
why must you boys lie.
why must you boys be ignorant.
why must you boys be insensitive.
why must you boys not care.
why must you boys makes us girls fall in love with you.
I signed up for Tumblr because it looked bitchin'
sleepslikeakid:
exclusivee:
NOT BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE PEOPLE’S ILL-INFORMED POLITICAL STATEMENTS.
NEWS FUCKING FLASH: NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK.
Now stfu and post something about rape.
easy way to solve that problem. tumblr created the unfollow button because dislike buttons are too weak.
Don't you just hate
viviaaaan:
hydeem:
woaahchloe:
When people say they’ll call back, but never do?
When people say the’ll be there through the toughest times, but ditch you anyway for a youtube video?
When your bestest bestfriends become just friends, because of your relationship?
When your former best friends say they miss you and need to catch up, but cancel out because they “forgot”?
When your ex is...
“Life’s tough, wear a helmet.”
– Lauren Conrad (via littlemiss) (via papertissue)
